Oh my God, I'm bored.  I can't even describe it. I haven't been this unentertained in...well, forever.  For-fucking-ever.  Boss gave me the next four days off--for Superbowl Sunday, as if I give a fuck about football--and I'm about ready to--hell, I don't even know.

So humor me.  Please?  I'll love you for at least a minute or two, depending on how ( Read more... )